| 00:00 - 00:03 | Xitler mou kataferame kai vrhkame ton kathysterhmeno pou xathike |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 3ekinhse xtes apo edw psaxnontas to teleio anekdoto symfwna me tis odhgies sas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | sthn poreia omws 3exase ti ithele na kanei kai vghke apo thn poreia tou |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | en telei kataferame na ton vroume mazi me allous ilithious 3anthous se auto edw to xwrio |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what they want. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Enta3ei den me endiaferoun oi malakies tou, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | thelw apla na akousw to teleio anekdoto pou yposxethike |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fyrer mou... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | to anekdoto... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | To anekdoto leei,ti eipe o xristoforos kolomvos stous nautes tou prin mpoun sto ploio? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Mpeite sto ploio |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Osoi to vrhkan asteio na fygoun e3w twra prin tous parei k autous o diaolos |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ti einai autes oi malakies! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Auto einai to kalytero anekdoto pou vrhke? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Toso kairo ton exw valei na leei anekdota gia na krywnei auto to kamini pou zoume |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Einai apisteuto |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Mia fora tou zhthsa ena kalo anekdoto |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | twra ti skata tha pw stous rwsous gia na tous peisw na mh m'ektelesoun? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Tha me kremasoun me to pou tha thn 3estomisw thn paparia pou mou vrhke,kai auto epeidh einai axrhstos! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fyrer mou htan kalo anekdoto kata vathos! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Paparia mentoles kalo htan!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fyrer mou den yparxei kalytero sou lew |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | De tha mou peis emena oti den yparxei kalytero anekdoto apo auto! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Papara Mano! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Thelw amesws na etoimastei ena apospasma gia na ton ektelesei |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | kai afou ton ektelesei thelw na tou kopsei th glwssa |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Gia na 3erw oti pote den tha 3anakoustoun tetoia ilithia anekdota |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Tha ginei nomos tou kratous na mhn 3anakoustoun anekdota tou Manou |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Opoios 3anapei kanena tha ekteleitai ston topo |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Pou 3anakousthke enas anthrwpos na leei toses malakies ana deuterolepto |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Tosa xronia diktatoras kaneis den m'exei e3agriwsei toso |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Mallon thelei na mou prokalesei kardiako gia na fygw mia wra arxytera |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | den e3hgeitai alliws |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | akous'ekei... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | twra einai sigouro oti de mou menei polys kairos kai akoma na akousw ena anekdoto ths prokophs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | ena me ena pontio eixe pei mia fora pou htan kalo kai meta tipota |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | mono malakies sto facebook |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | kai ektos twn allwn ta anevazei kai sto as malakistoume |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | gia na ta vlepoun oloi,mh xasei kanenas!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ela ela hremhse,twra tha ton parei o diaolos to Mano,de glitwnei |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Toulaxiston twra pou tha pethanw den tha akouw tis malakies tou |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Apo thn allh isws prepei na ton steilw stous rwsous na tous pei merika anekdota |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tha autoktonhsoun oloi sto lepto |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Isws etsi mporesoume na th skapoularoume |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Etsi 3anthos pou einai tha mporesei na perasei gia symmaxos tous |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Alla tous lypamai tous kahmenous |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Gama to,ri3te ton ap to koule |
