| 00:00 - 00:03 | yani is ready sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | a nurse from california |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Los Angeles |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and he plays in a band too |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | his band plays at artis dais and padis point |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | no, lets go to pasil |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Cancel my haircut next month |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The gig is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The gig is next week at padi's point |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Saturday, August 16 - 7PM |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you Justin Bieber fans, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Oh My Fucking God!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why didn't you tell me? OMG!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I waited a whole year for this event! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now I can't go to the show |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I have a Brazilian Wax appointment! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't cancel that appointment next week! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My ass is hairy and itchy! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I need to get it waxed! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there's an event page on Facebook |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't have a Facebook account! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you just posted a selfie on FB yesterday |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I posted that on Instagram! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I deactivated my FB account! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | People keep sending me Game Requests |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | All I see are Farmville Game Requests |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I don't play Facebook Games! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I wanna go to yank's gig! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But nobody told me that the show is this Saturday! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No one told me it's on August 16! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I wanna go and watch Filam Bands rock on stage! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But now I can't go |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I even practiced my moshpit moves |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even a dance called "the robot" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You idiots |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't believe you idiots didn't tell me it's on August 16! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's yank's fucking gig assholes!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Someone could've mentioned it to me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But all you idiots do is play games all day! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Tell that bitch outside to stop crying! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he meant that bitch at the back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't cancel my Brazilian wax appointment |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i've heard of a good nurse named yani |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | OK... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you should check him out he gives the best pain medication ever |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | he works in hospitals in los angeles |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and he plays |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please tell him i'll put his ass in the oven. |
