00:00 - 00:03 | All marines have reported in for the phone muster. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The 96 has gone without incident. |
00:05 - 00:07 | The last marines are driving back to base now. |
00:08 - 00:12 | we only had 2 DUIs. and 4 domestic violence cases. |
00:12 - 00:15 | All reported out of state, so nothing will be on the blotter. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good, no spice and no murders. |
00:19 - 00:21 | None of these boots fucked up seriously then. |
00:24 - 00:26 | 1stSgt |
00:27 - 00:28 | LCpl Smith.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Got married got on Saturday. |
00:34 - 00:36 | She is a fat boot wook. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didnt know about this boot-trocity... get the fuck out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I'm tired of these motherfucking boots... |
01:15 - 01:17 | Getting married to fat bitches just for the BAH |
01:18 - 01:23 | Is it so fucking hard to not find an overweight wook? |
01:25 - 01:28 | What could they possibly be thinking!? |
01:29 - 01:31 | "NO MORE FIELD DAY, RIGHT?" |
01:31 - 01:34 | I don't think so! I'll come to their fucking house and make them clean it! |
01:34 - 01:37 | They marry fat wooks and driftwood strippers. |
01:37 - 01:40 | im tired of looking at fupas and meth addicts! |
01:40 - 01:42 | 1stSgt, maybe they really are in love? |
01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit! That's not love, thats being a fucking boot. |
01:46 - 01:48 | 1stSgt, maybe these two are different? |
01:48 - 01:52 | Really, bitch? Where the fuck is your integrity, Marine? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck! You did the same fucking thing, Cpl Jackson! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And look at your fucking slam pig! |
01:57 - 02:00 | You worthless so called "leaders" |
02:00 - 02:03 | I want this fucking shit to end!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | If they are not at the company office in 10 minutes |
02:08 - 02:13 | I will shove the biggest green cock I can find so far up your ass |
02:14 - 02:16 | You'll be happy DADT was repealed. |
02:17 - 02:21 | If they are not found I will NJP every single last one of you. |
02:27 - 02:29 | That wook wants his 75% APR Mustang |
02:30 - 02:34 | It isn't love, Gentlemen. It's tricare and BAH. |
02:34 - 02:36 | We've a tricare-atops on our hands... |
02:41 - 02:42 | We are failing our junior Marines. |
02:43 - 02:47 | They marry these nasty bitches who inevitably become dependas. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Lcpl Smith will end up with 5 kids he cant afford, |
02:54 - 02:56 | and a wife he cant even get hard too. |
02:56 - 02:59 | No marine in this company will get married from this point on. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Unless i review wife and approve. |
03:04 - 03:07 | You aren't fat, your just light duty and cant PT. |
03:14 - 03:23 | This is the Marine Corps fault. |
03:25 - 03:26 | a decent life is all these marines want. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Basic human rights... |
03:40 - 03:46 | This is why the sterotype exists. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Enlisted Marines will never marry a hot peice of ass |
03:53 - 03:56 | goddamned fupas. |