| 00:00 - 00:03 | Rick and Steve have gotten the Console you wanted |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far they are right here,just about in the bunker |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here they are |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have also gotten 4 controllers for all of us to play |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we can all face off in Call Of Duty |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sounds awesome,I'm gonna love the Xbox One |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll crush you all in call of duty |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We bought you the Wii U,not the Xbox One |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You're not mad are you? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who wants to have kids....LEAVE!!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | LIKE I WOULD EVER WANT THE WII U |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THATS FOR LITTLE KIDDE KIDS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NOW WE'RE STUCK WITH THAT PIECE OF CRAP |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | CAN IT EVEN COMPARE TO XBOX ONE OR PS4? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | NO IT CAN'T!!!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NOW I CANT PLAY CALL OF DUTY WITH AWESOME GRAPHICS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I GOTTA PLAY IT ON PS3 AND XBOX 360 LOOKING GRAPHICS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | SIR YOU'RE SO FAT WHALES SCREAMED "DAYMMMM" |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT THE HELL!!!! YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Need some cold water for that burn? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU'RE GONNA NEED COLD WATER ON YOUR RECTUM WHEN IM DONE WITH IT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU LITTLE FAGS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU LITTLE NINTENDO FANBOYS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | RIGHT BEFORE THEY LEFT I SAID XBOX ONE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT YOU FANBOYS JUST DON'T CARE NOW DO YOU? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HERE YOU ARE INSULTING ME ABOUT HOW FAT I AM |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WII U IS LAST GEN CRAP |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT CAN'T COMPETE WITH XBOX ONE OR PS4 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | YOU CAN HAVE IT I DON'T WANT IT! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sorry |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Its just I love Xbox One |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Who plays Call Of Duty on Wii U anyways? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I like the old nintendo |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There is just not a lot of games for Wii U |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Nintendo has to wait two years for all the good stuff to come out on it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Such as Mario Kart 8 and Smash Bros and more |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It came out at 2012 why not release all the good stuff then? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It just makes no damn sense |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He will never know we told them he wanted the Wii U |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Nintendo needs to release good games when the Wii U come out not wait 2 years |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even now there is hardly any games are on it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Xbox One and PS4 have more and better games |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sorry Nintendo fanboys |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Well get ready to plug the Wii U in and lets play,I just heard them arrive |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Loser has to drink my piss for punishment |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Boy that'll taste nasty |
| 03:57 - 04:02 | The End.....FOR NOW..... |
