| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer the share price is 161p and tanking |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the South the UKLA rejection document timebomb is ticking |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And in the East Tom Winnifrith |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | is causing havoc with new revelations |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And in the West Gotham City is still attacking |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we pay vast amounts |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and give shares to Cenkos and Canaccord to write buy notes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mr 2+2 can = 5 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Even the Bulletin Board Morons know our shares aren't worth £12 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And that the cash position is grim |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out all of you apart from finance gopher Moose, the QPPSAG buffoon, Mark Fraud and the lackies from Cenkos and Canaccord |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This cannot be happening! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have a 350% market share in Industrial Deafness |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If you ignore a raft of costs we are generating cash |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We have paid brokers tens of thousands of pounds to ramp our shares |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Kevin Ashton was forced to leave Canaccord because he wouldnt say BUY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We gave those fuckers at Daniel Stewart warrants and shares |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why are they publishing buy notes on China Norfolks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when they could be ramping Quindell again |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But DS sold all its shares, it would rather drink Ebola than hold our shares |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bastards! Tell them market share in ID is now 400% get them to increase forecasts |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But only that prat at M&G will buy the shares everyone else knows they are tanking |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have you not read the QPPSAG? It understands accruals |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and so knows that with a 350% ID market share |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We will hit forecasts, We are on track, This is even more exciting than The Innovation Group |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fuck you Mark Fraud can't you sell me some more worthless shell companies for £1.75 million or £2.76 million? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That will get M&G investing again - it worked before |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Fidelity it loves our 350% ID market share - tell them it will 400% in 2015 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And its all accrued for, earnings are going through the roof! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And the RAC has let us down... the bastards, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why wont they exercise their totally out of the money warrants? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So that we can achieve global domination in telematics for 1000 years |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And get a 350% market share there as well |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We need to improve IR. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Get Mr No-one to write another GECR note so that Steamy can start ramping again |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why does Tom Winnifrith keep banging on about accruals, cashflow and Mr Fraud's shelf companies? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why does he ask awkward questions about Quindell issuing shares to itself to buy PT & Himex? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And those wankers at the FT, you said not speaking to journalists would shut them up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You have betrayed me, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they do not understand that 2+2 can = 5 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Foxy Bex from Redleaf, you can always find another POS client to do PR for |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How much did we pay our bully boy lawyers to send threatening letters to our critics? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Losers. They failed. Have them barred from the Country Club at once. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And give me another £720,000 bonus to incentivise me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Moose, make up another trading statement for tomorrow |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You've all failed me but I have a new plan...after the event insurance for WW1 veterans |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Moose will accrue for 6,000 new cases a month |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That will show them, Cenkos get ready to increase forecasts again |
