| 00:00 - 00:03 | Malaki has been searching for a new singer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have looked here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you are aware, they needed someone with dynamic range |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and someone with a rich bell like musical tone |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, yes, I submitted my audition months ago |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just waiting for them to get back to me... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have announced they found a new vocalist. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They posted a clip on Facebook. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | EWill all my vocal instructors please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I spent like 6 fucking hours recording "Crutch"! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I made it into my OWN style |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I even Added Death Metal growls because the last singer was clearly a whiny bitch |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I didn't even autotune the harmonies |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I sang that shit way fucking better than that Journey wannabe asian kid |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I fucking OWNED that shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And they think the found "The One"? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, but the chick in the clip sounded fucking awesome. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A fucking little girl?! With such a heavy band? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, the female voice compliments it beautifully! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut the fuck up you know less about music than Paris Hilton knows about DJing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck you and Fuck Malaki |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've been working out, and even though I'm 56 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I dont look a day past 30 on stage |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I even have scene hair, why the fuck did I get this haircut? I look retarded |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have connections, we could have played the Wacken Festival |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who the fuck does this chick think she is anyway? I bet she's from fucking Wisconsin or some other shithole |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Los Angeles will eat her alive |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | "Miracle" reminded me of my relationship with Eva Braun, I felt that shit in my heart |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | maybe they emailed my back... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and it fell into my spam folder |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Yes, that's what must have happened |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What do I do now? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Have you seen the other fucking bands on Craigslist? They're all fucking terrible |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They should all be infected with ebola and die while blood and shit stream out of their eyes like a geyser |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They barely qualify as musicians |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Im pretty much the only great vocalist that posts on that site |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Hell, I turned down a private audition for The Voice |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Shhhh, without Shakira that show sucks now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This was my last shot at greatness |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Im not done yet...Maybe I will send an audition tape to... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Queensryche. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Thier new guy is shit... I have a chance. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Perhaps Malaki will let me come on stage and do a duet of "Ordinary Life" when they come to Berlin |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Without the low harmonies in the bridge, that song is shit anyway. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What a load of bullshit. |
