| 00:00 - 00:03 | Malaki needed a new singer... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have looked here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they needed someone with dynamic range... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Someone with rich musical tone |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, yes, I submitted my audition months ago |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just waiting for them to get back to me... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They found a vocalist already. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They posted a clip on Facebook. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will all my vocal instructors please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I spent like a whole hour recording "Crutch"! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I made it into my OWN style |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Added Death Metal growls |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I only used a little AutoTune... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I sang that shit better than the last dude |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I would have owned that shit! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And they think the found "The One"? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, but the chick in the clip sounded fucking awesome. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A fucking little girl?! With such a heavy band? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the female voice compliments it beautifully! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut the fuck up you smelly piece of shit! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What the fuck do you know? |
