00:00 - 00:03 | So far the Allied forces have made small advances |
00:04 - 00:05 | And so we have doubled our defenses |
00:05 - 00:07 | Both here and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have also doubled your security forces |
00:12 - 00:15 | so that we know you'll be protected. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Forget about needing to protect me. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I am invincible. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We've found... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We've found out the US is sending Frank Maycock. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He's swimming the Atlantic now. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is afraid of Frank Maycock please leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | HOW ARE YOU NOT AFRAID?!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | He rides an invisible armored unicorn! |
01:18 - 01:23 | He was given a toy shovel as a child... |
01:25 - 01:28 | And he dug the Grand Canyon! |
01:29 - 01:31 | He once killed a grizzly bear with a spear. .. |
01:31 - 01:34 | That he whittled from a piece of wet grass! |
01:34 - 01:37 | He can divide by zero. |
01:37 - 01:40 | He can cut through knives with butter! |
01:40 - 01:42 | We could use our missiles... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Our missiles are no use! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we have very strong missiles... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Because we mixed in one of Frank's tear drops into each one! |
01:53 - 01:54 | He's tough! |
01:56 - 01:57 | He robbed our banks over the phone! |
01:57 - 02:00 | His blood type is AK-47! |
02:00 - 02:03 | He builds snowmen out of rain. |
02:04 - 02:08 | He makes a slinky go UP the stairs. |
02:08 - 02:13 | We can do nothing against this Frank Maycock! |
02:14 - 02:16 | We should just all give up now, even after all our hard work. |
02:17 - 02:21 | It was all for nothing thanks to Frank Maycock. |
02:27 - 02:29 | W e're doomed now. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted to be like Frank Maycock. |
02:34 - 02:36 | He can drown fish. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Did you know... |
02:43 - 02:47 | ...he beat the sun in a staring contest? |
02:48 - 02:53 | It's useless for us to try anything against him. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Frank Maycock can hear sign language. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Are you afraid yet? |
03:00 - 03:02 | You should be!!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Frank Maycock can smell fear. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Frank Maycock will end this war. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I can feel it in my gut. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Ouch. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We are ruined. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Let's enjoy what little time we have left. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'll tell you about how Frank can speak Russian...in Chinese. |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |