| 00:00 - 00:03 | Next on the agenda are our investments |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | Kanthan identified a Gaming company |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | located just here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He says its guaranteed cash cow. The shares were purchased this morning |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He invested everything, all £15,000 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll be able to expand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let organise a party |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Errrr, Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kanthan...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kanthan disappeared at lunchtime |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | His desk is empty. The investments plummeted 70% this afternoon |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone here who's sucked on Kanthans balls, leave, immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fucking fuck!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No one has ever lost 70% in one day!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Too busy playing computer games and having his balls licked |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | "Sri Lankan Entrepeneur" he said |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And this is how he repays me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He spunked all my money |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Get 10 of our best men together |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Where is he?? Find him!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We followed him as far as Forbidden Planet |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You interviewed the little cunt, well? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He said he had 11 A-C GCSE's |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He mugged us off |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Kanthan's made a fool of me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I bet there isn't even a |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Wolverine Stand Up Comedy DVD |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He still hasn't given my Hentai collection back |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I've given him so many chances |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even after we caught him wanking in the office |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | With his finger up his arse at the same time!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You know what hurts the most |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I actually liked the guy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We were gonna do Thailand together |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He jizzed on me once |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Got me right in the eye, then he just laughed |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I felt awkward so I just laughed as well |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then he says to me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Put your fingers in my bum" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They smelt of shit for a week!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. Kanthan gave us all shitty fingers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I still remember Oak Farm |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | Before he wanked, the Old Kanthan, a good Kanthan |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | Sure hope no one bummed him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He had every STD known to man |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll still miss him though, we all will. He was funny as fuck |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Whatever happens we don't sell the shares |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Were in it for the long game |
