| 00:01 - 00:07 | Greetings to all employees who have the privilege of working for Valaris!!! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Expect the furloughs and layoffs to continue at a staggering rate |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | You will now have to provide your own sodas and water bottles. |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Eating on tour is over |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | if your hungry, try eating a bag of shit. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Moving on, when corporate VIP's visit |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | you will provide their turn down service nightly. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | To include foot rubs |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Waxing of the genitals |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | and a happy ending |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | All hail Kim Jung Tom |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | good night, and suck a veiny dick. |
