| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir drilling activity has started picking up with our competitors |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Seadrill, Pacific, and Transocean are drilling... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | US GOM, West Africa, and Brazil |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This increases their backlogs to approximately 100 million |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | While we are shutting down our rigs here, and here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about employee morale? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Aside from the ones getting furlough letters... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well Tom.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Their morale... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Their morale is absolute shit and their threatening to riot. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Even the catering hands are pissed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who advised me on this merger, and bankruptcy get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean they are going to riot?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That will cost us more money |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | If this gets in the way of my bonus you will all be in the soup line. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That judge better rule in favor of those bonuses... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | If word on this gets out I will lose my house in Figi |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Those fuckers are lucky I feed them a meal on tour! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All they do is bitch, and refuse to use the trail-hand technique. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Policies we've worked months on to make them BOLD. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Tom, some do use the trail-hand and care about our policies. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They laughed at me last year on the DS15 when I used it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Tom please understand we need our jobs, Rigzone is empty! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | To hell with Rigzone and the traitors! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You maggots need to have balls! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Speaking of balls... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've seen many in my life... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | None as beautiful as my own... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Damnit my balls were BOLD |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Before this company's shitty slogan was created. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's what's inside of the scrotum that matters people |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | To hell with the employees who leave us as they can suck a fat one |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All my life I wanted to be in charge |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and merge companies for the fuck of it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | then crash it all in to bankruptcy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now here we are... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Simply trying to collect a fucking bonus |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and some Yankee judge wants to steal it in court! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should've furloughed all the bastards. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Their riot will certainly fuck this up! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It will make headlines and Trump will back them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Margo, Trump is busy trashing Biden... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This stress has caused me to shit myself |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't know how it could come to this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The board approved this bankruptcy... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but the restructuring... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Totally my fucking bad as I didn't see this COVID shit coming. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The money is a pipe dream now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We need to find another company to wreck |
