| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ever since the club published that video of Mangala signing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've been watching the airport and the main roads |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But it's dragging on and on and there's no sign of him |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And he was due back from his holiday yesterday. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Stop flapping. Tolmie told me it's done and dusted. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just be patient. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Barcelona... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Barcelona have said they're unveiling a new mystery centre back. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It might be Mangala. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who told me we were signing Kaka, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Where the fuck IS HE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He was supposed to be here weeks ago! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's the 5th of fucking August! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It was supposed to be sorted out before the US tour! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Jesus Christ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Rekik and fucking Boyata! Our defence was like a fucking sieve! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even Olympiakos put two past us! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If Kompany or MDM get injured we can kiss the season goodbye. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there's always Garcia... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Garcia? He's about as mobile as my granny! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he was really good at the end of last season... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We've needed a good partner for Vinnie for years! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This boy Mangala was IT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | OK, he's fourth choice for France, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but he looks great on Youtube. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ok, 32 million is a lot of cash for youngster |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But what are you going to do? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Maureen pushed up the prices by getting 50 million for David Luiz |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | More like 50p after Germany ripped him a new arsehole. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We need this after Yaya dicked us around all summer. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | "It's just respect, I just want my birthday cake" |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Well, happy fucking birthday. Who are we left with now? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We've missed the deadline Roma set for Benatia. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We'll never get Thiago Silva off PSG. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fucking PSG! They don't worry about FFP, just because Platini's fucking son works there! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And there's no one else out there! Who are we going to get? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'll be in for Wes Brown at this rate |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I almost wish we were still owned by Thaksin |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | At least then I never expected anything. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Bollocks. He only became a blue after Robinho signed. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If it wasn't for those Willy Caballero songs I'd do myself in. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | "You put your Willy in, take your Willy out," |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "in, out, in, out." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | "Shake it all about." |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | "You do the Caballero..." Fuck it, it's not working. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Do you think Richard Dunne might come out of retirement if we ask him to? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I got a fucking shirt printed and everything. Home and away. |
