| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sam they have all bought PS4's |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they have also all bought FIFA 14 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Such as Corey, Harvey and Howard |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Records show that you have beaten them all hands down, no problem at all |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | which puts you as favorite to win the next FIFA tournament |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So i can win? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The next FIFA tournament we have? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well Sam.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Apparantly.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You've lost recent games to Howard and Corey |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and you are looking in bad form.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay if you are Corey, Will, Howard and Harvey |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you think im a joke! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | i can beat all of you no problem! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | i have spent far more coins than you all combined together |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | but yet i still have no Ronaldo.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | EA IS A FUCKING JOKE! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Coins are incredibly cheap so i thought why not its a bargain |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have made several incredible teams on this years FIFA |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But not one of them can beat any of you! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sam we have improved massively since last year |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Corey you think you have improved on FIFA?!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Sam, my finishing is unstoppable |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think a Overpowered cross is incredible finishing for fuck sake Corey?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | EA still havent sorted it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I play the game every day |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It will be fun they said, you will win every game they said |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You just need to buy a few coins and open packs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is that some kind of a fucking joke |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Every time im on the game people buy shit teams and thrash me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I use to be unstoppable... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and now im losing games 4-0 against players like you four! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe i am losing my touch.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know every players stats on the game yet where is my fucking medel |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Is it even worth it anymore |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And whats even worse.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Im losing against players like Will who play his fucking through balls which destroy my defence |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is it too much to ask for a player like Messi or Ronaldo in a pack!? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or will i have to play Chamakh in my team.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Hes not even good in real life yet EA make him incredible! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I used to start him every game i played! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. He will use him again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now i lose every game i play |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Harvey is the only decent player out of all those fuckwits |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Damn EA |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If Corey is lucky i will give him some coins |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Well he can't get any shitter than he is already? maybe i might have a chance at beating him.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | God help him if he scores a sweaty goal |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i will break the game |
