00:00 - 00:03Herr Boris, we have an update..
00:04 - 00:05we are executing your plan..
00:05 - 00:07We have positioned our Covid Nazi's
00:08 - 00:12The Vax centre's..I mean Nightingale hospitals, are manned..
00:12 - 00:15Klaus Schwab's been notified, he's stroking the fuck out of that cat
00:17 - 00:19Sounds good so far...
00:19 - 00:21But what are you are not telling me?
00:24 - 00:26Herr Boris, erm...
00:27 - 00:28Hancock, your turn..
00:31 - 00:33The peasant's aren't 'aving it..
00:34 - 00:36there's fucking pitchforks everywhere...
00:53 - 00:58Hancock, Whitty, Vallance, Director General, stand still, the rest of you fuck off to your mistresses..
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck do you mean!
01:15 - 01:17are you seriously trying to tell me
01:18 - 01:23they don't want an unlicensed, experimental, genome altering, unproven vaccine?
01:25 - 01:28 and that they've rumbled us?
01:29 - 01:31It's ok Carrie...
01:31 - 01:34You're telling me they've noticed the PCR test is bollocks?
01:34 - 01:37WTF has your BBC been doing? surely calling rational people...
01:37 - 01:40'anti-vaxxers' was a foolproof plan!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Fuhrer, they're not as dumb as we thought
01:42 - 01:46Of course they fucking are, they watch you don't they?
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, our bullshit doesn't appear to be working
01:48 - 01:52but you're world class at that propaganda!
01:53 - 01:54Goebbels was signing your praises FFS!
01:56 - 01:57even Adam Boulton and Kay Burley were jealous!
01:57 - 02:00Why would lying 24/7 not work now butt nugget?
02:00 - 02:03You managed to convince half of them their cars are evil..
02:04 - 02:08even I couldn't do that, so spamming them with junk science and fake covid data
02:08 - 02:13should be a piece of cake for you, we even rigged the death certificates for you!
02:14 - 02:16and we're testing the fuck out of them to make the scam work!
02:17 - 02:21you're an embarrassment to the Guardian!
02:27 - 02:29We've had this whole thing rigged with the WHO
02:30 - 02:34and you've fucked it up, just like you did with Brexit..
02:34 - 02:36by being patronising & sanctimonious..
02:41 - 02:42alt-reality 'progressive' wankers.
02:43 - 02:47You've totally fucked my Pfizer shares now!
02:48 - 02:53Xi Jinping is getting the plate ready with my arse on it!
02:54 - 02:56We've royally fucked the plebs over and...
02:56 - 02:59you blow it at the last minute!
03:00 - 03:02You can whistle for the license fee now!
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry Carrie, there's still your green idiocy...
03:14 - 03:16I've bust my balls for the Great Reset..
03:19 - 03:23crashed the economy, destroyed their jobs and businesses
03:25 - 03:26even Jeremy Corbyn is jealous
03:31 - 03:33Billy Ray Virus has worked years for this,
03:40 - 03:46event 201 wasted, Tedros will be pissed big time..
03:46 - 03:49it's time for Plan B..
03:53 - 03:56Get Neil Ferguson on the phone...