00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Boris, we have an update.. |
00:04 - 00:05 | we are executing your plan.. |
00:05 - 00:07 | We have positioned our Covid Nazi's |
00:08 - 00:12 | The Vax centre's..I mean Nightingale hospitals, are manned.. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Klaus Schwab's been notified, he's stroking the fuck out of that cat |
00:17 - 00:19 | Sounds good so far... |
00:19 - 00:21 | But what are you are not telling me? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Boris, erm... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Hancock, your turn.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | The peasant's aren't 'aving it.. |
00:34 - 00:36 | there's fucking pitchforks everywhere... |
00:53 - 00:58 | Hancock, Whitty, Vallance, Director General, stand still, the rest of you fuck off to your mistresses.. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean! |
01:15 - 01:17 | are you seriously trying to tell me |
01:18 - 01:23 | they don't want an unlicensed, experimental, genome altering, unproven vaccine? |
01:25 - 01:28 | and that they've rumbled us? |
01:29 - 01:31 | It's ok Carrie... |
01:31 - 01:34 | You're telling me they've noticed the PCR test is bollocks? |
01:34 - 01:37 | WTF has your BBC been doing? surely calling rational people... |
01:37 - 01:40 | 'anti-vaxxers' was a foolproof plan! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, they're not as dumb as we thought |
01:42 - 01:46 | Of course they fucking are, they watch you don't they? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, our bullshit doesn't appear to be working |
01:48 - 01:52 | but you're world class at that propaganda! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Goebbels was signing your praises FFS! |
01:56 - 01:57 | even Adam Boulton and Kay Burley were jealous! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Why would lying 24/7 not work now butt nugget? |
02:00 - 02:03 | You managed to convince half of them their cars are evil.. |
02:04 - 02:08 | even I couldn't do that, so spamming them with junk science and fake covid data |
02:08 - 02:13 | should be a piece of cake for you, we even rigged the death certificates for you! |
02:14 - 02:16 | and we're testing the fuck out of them to make the scam work! |
02:17 - 02:21 | you're an embarrassment to the Guardian! |
02:27 - 02:29 | We've had this whole thing rigged with the WHO |
02:30 - 02:34 | and you've fucked it up, just like you did with Brexit.. |
02:34 - 02:36 | by being patronising & sanctimonious.. |
02:41 - 02:42 | alt-reality 'progressive' wankers. |
02:43 - 02:47 | You've totally fucked my Pfizer shares now! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Xi Jinping is getting the plate ready with my arse on it! |
02:54 - 02:56 | We've royally fucked the plebs over and... |
02:56 - 02:59 | you blow it at the last minute! |
03:00 - 03:02 | You can whistle for the license fee now! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Carrie, there's still your green idiocy... |
03:14 - 03:16 | I've bust my balls for the Great Reset.. |
03:19 - 03:23 | crashed the economy, destroyed their jobs and businesses |
03:25 - 03:26 | even Jeremy Corbyn is jealous |
03:31 - 03:33 | Billy Ray Virus has worked years for this, |
03:40 - 03:46 | event 201 wasted, Tedros will be pissed big time.. |
03:46 - 03:49 | it's time for Plan B.. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Get Neil Ferguson on the phone... |