00:00 - 00:03As requested sir
00:04 - 00:05we have a report
00:05 - 00:07on our playoff prospects
00:08 - 00:12After 10 weeks, we are
00:12 - 00:156th in points scored
00:17 - 00:19What's our record?
00:19 - 00:21What's our rank?
00:24 - 00:26Mein Furhrer
00:27 - 00:28Our record is
00:31 - 00:33Our record is 3 wins & 7 losses
00:34 - 00:36We are ranked 12th
00:53 - 00:58If you have not won a title here leave the room
01:13 - 01:15How the FUCK are we 3-7!!
01:15 - 01:17We're the most successful team in this league!
01:18 - 01:23We have a reputation that must be maintained!
01:25 - 01:28We build the best team each year
01:29 - 01:31based on the superior athletic
01:31 - 01:34traits of black players!
01:34 - 01:37We drafted Julio Jones and Aaron Jones
01:37 - 01:40and traded for the best WR in football
01:40 - 01:42Mein Furhrer, Michael Thomas is not the best
01:42 - 01:46He had 1700 yds and 9 TDs last season!!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Fuhrer, people are calling him slant boy
01:48 - 01:52Shut your whore mouth!
01:53 - 01:54He's posted top 5 numbers
01:56 - 01:57the last 2 seasons
01:57 - 02:00He's facing his old team this week
02:00 - 02:03He will show you you're full of shit!
02:04 - 02:08We have not won 3 titles
02:08 - 02:13with 2 back-to-back to be in
02:14 - 02:16competition for the FUCKING bertie!
02:17 - 02:21This is not who we are!!
02:27 - 02:29How are we so unlucky!?!?
02:30 - 02:34We've had the 2nd most
02:34 - 02:36points scored against us
02:41 - 02:42We've faced the highest
02:43 - 02:47scoring team of the week 3 times!!
02:48 - 02:53Somehow there are 2 teams in the playoffs
02:54 - 02:56who have 100 less points scored than us
02:56 - 02:59If team SAFE win the title it will be bullshit
03:00 - 03:02of the highest magnitude ever seen!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, we'll win again soon
03:14 - 03:16We're not out of it yet
03:19 - 03:23There are still 3 games to play
03:25 - 03:26We must beat Oli first
03:31 - 03:33It's November
03:40 - 03:46He'll be focused on his stupid decorations
03:46 - 03:49and not on his lineup
03:53 - 03:56Fuck christmas!