| 00:00 - 00:03 | As requested sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have a report |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on our playoff prospects |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After 10 weeks, we are |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 6th in points scored |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What's our record? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What's our rank? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our record is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our record is 3 wins & 7 losses |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are ranked 12th |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have not won a title here leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the FUCK are we 3-7!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We're the most successful team in this league! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have a reputation that must be maintained! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We build the best team each year |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | based on the superior athletic |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | traits of black players! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We drafted Julio Jones and Aaron Jones |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and traded for the best WR in football |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furhrer, Michael Thomas is not the best |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He had 1700 yds and 9 TDs last season!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, people are calling him slant boy |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut your whore mouth! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's posted top 5 numbers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | the last 2 seasons |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's facing his old team this week |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He will show you you're full of shit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have not won 3 titles |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | with 2 back-to-back to be in |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | competition for the FUCKING bertie! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is not who we are!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How are we so unlucky!?!? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We've had the 2nd most |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | points scored against us |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We've faced the highest |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | scoring team of the week 3 times!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Somehow there are 2 teams in the playoffs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | who have 100 less points scored than us |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If team SAFE win the title it will be bullshit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | of the highest magnitude ever seen! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we'll win again soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're not out of it yet |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There are still 3 games to play |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We must beat Oli first |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's November |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He'll be focused on his stupid decorations |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and not on his lineup |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck christmas! |
