| 00:00 - 00:03 | I think ive got it all worked out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We move Stephenson to North |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Treloar to the Bulldogs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With these moves we will have plenty of salary cap room |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and then we can re plenish our list |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great, now we can get Cameron |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and with pick 2 we can get Logan McDonald |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Eddie |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We only upgraded our pick 14 to pick 26 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no room to sign anyone else |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Guy, Buckley and Walsh leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I blame Adam Treloars wife |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why did he have to have a wife |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I told them, no more family men |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I said we are too old, we need more bachelors |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Thats why we signed Beams |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He is going to fix our useless midfield |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He will win the Brownlow next year |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He is the best signing I have ever made, he will fix it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Eddie, Beams has retired |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont care, he is still better then Treloar |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Eddie, he wont even be on our list next year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And whose damn fault is that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its the medias |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All they had to do was support him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Promote his finger painting career |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But instead they laughed at him |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I dont even care about next year |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | For all I care we can finish last, win the spoon |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Atleast if we finish last we will get the first pick |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then we can replace that old prick, Stephenson |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You know I tried my best |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I cant believe the lack of respect for me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We were so close to victory |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We were robbed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Maynard was blocked god damn it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It was a free kick, he was blocked |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He should have never got that goal |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It was never a goal |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We should be the 2018 premiers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, we nearly won |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess we can rebuild from here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I mean we have a great club president |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ill have to fix it all |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Firstly, give Mason Cox a 3 year contract |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and Grundy 1 million a season |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That should fix it |
