| 00:00 - 00:03 | It all started so well didnt it branchy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Nice little country drive here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To this location...cowfield ardingly |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You were very late at must have got lost as you were late |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You should have turned off just there |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fuck off vigs for fucks sake |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Lucas was busy noshing me off |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Erm |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Trish |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hes sacked us all off gaffer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Literally all of us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | My Brazilian prince |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He was my special boy |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Tasted like spicy chicken |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And you're trying to tell me he was working his way round you all |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh fuck... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Dont worry knells |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And I've got fucking skip fucking kids |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | An Irish jockey on the right wing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Beau the most whipped man in sussex |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'm not whipped gaffer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You have to ask to have a shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No not every one gaffer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You snivelling little prick |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I dont wanna hear it |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And as for Studsys fucking finish |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Talk me through it step by fucking step |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Cos the thumb put it on a plate |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And if it were down to me you'd be back in your care home in seaford |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You and that cunt knells...fucking Spanish Manish loan |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Spanish fucking Manish for the love of god |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And viggers you KFC munching prick |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking little breaded man |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You can go back to Hassocks and your hot tub |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Jump in you tubby melt |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And fucking stay there |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Drown for all I care because you and your old bastard mates |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Are making my blood pressure explode |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 'Oh branchy my mates want to play' |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fucking grow up the lot of you |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Snivelling little pricks |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok knells he dont mean it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've had enough of you all to be honest |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Whitneys probably rolling in his grave |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Embaressing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I had to bring tonka on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Plays like a baby elephant walking for the first time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Looked really good the whale boy |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All go home |
