| 00:00 - 00:05 | So today I was vibing in the among us server |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I was waiting for people to join |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Some random guy named max joined |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He said did you hear the rumors? People say i'm gay |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He said : THAT'S A LIE, I'M STRAIGHT |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | STRAIGHT |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | STRAIGHT!!!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | THE OTHER DAY HE JOINED AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT DICKS |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | STRAIGHT!!!!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | HE WAS ASKING MY SHOE SIZE SO HE CAN TELL ME WHAT'S MY DICK SIZE |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | AND THEN HE SAYS HE'S STRAIGHT? |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I TOLD HIM EVEN WITH A SIZE 1 MY DICK WOULD BE BIGGER THAN HIS |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | AND ALSO |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | THE GIRLS SAID HE CALLS THEM "HEY GIRLY" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | THAT MEANS YOURE NOT STRAIGHT BUDDY |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | STRAIGHT!! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | AND GUESS WHAT? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | HE'S STILL A VIRGIN! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | YOU CAN'T SAY YOU PREFER VAGINAS IF YOU'VE NEVER TRIED THEM! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | HIS DICK MUST BE SO SMALL THAT |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | EVEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS HE CAN'T SEE IT |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | no but for real |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | let's talk about his anger issues |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | he's malding 24/7 |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | HES BALD AT 17 |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | AT 17 .... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | his dad walked in his room and asked him : |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | what happened to your computer screen? HE SAID I PUNCHED IT |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | PUNCHED IT |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | HE MALDED SO HARD |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | IMAGINE MALDING |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | EVEN CATIE .. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | SHE DOESN'T PUNCH HER SCREEN WHEN SHE MALDS |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | AND WE ALL KNOW SHES THE MALDING QUEEN, WE MADE THE MALDING ROLE FOR HER |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | You gave the role to max? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | OF COURSE LOL |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | HE ALSO CALLS HIMSELF A TEDDY BEAR SIMP |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | ID REMOVE THE TEDDY BEAR AND ONLY KEEP THE SIMP |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | EVERYTIME HE SEES AN EGIRL, HE SIMPS FOR THEM |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | does he get called out on it? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | of course, vince and premi just spam the simp gifts to annoy him |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and they start spamming the server with KEKW |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | imagine malding over people spamming general |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAYS HES STRAIGHT |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | HE HAS A DILDO COMPANY AND HE'S TESTING THEM |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | THIS IS WHY WE CALL HIM : MAX DILDO SALESMAN |
