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Fix the System
Just a day at the office with a new boss that doesn't understand the system

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00:00 - 00:05The new boss came in
00:05 - 00:07He got us all together
00:07 - 00:10He encountered some system issues
00:11 - 00:16And he posed a question:
00:17 - 00:21"Can you you guys make this stable?"
00:21 - 00:24Stable?
00:29 - 00:31Can you believe it?
00:31 - 00:34Like he's the 1st to ask
00:38 - 00:40Like he's original
00:41 - 00:47His predecessor tried for years using everything
00:47 - 00:50His software partners tried
00:50 - 00:56They put their best guys on it
00:58 - 00:59And this new guy
00:59 - 01:01Thinks he can just ask for it
01:04 - 01:06And everything
01:06 - 01:08just magically improves!
01:13 - 01:14This guy thinks he's digital
01:14 - 01:16And now all systems are modern?
01:16 - 01:20He thinks we're Amazon?
01:21 - 01:27Now he wants to use the new guys
01:35 - 01:36These guys that just started
01:36 - 01:39They don't know the system yet
01:41 - 01:44"Lets get some fresh ideas"
01:44 - 01:47"They may be able to crack it"
01:47 - 01:49"They've done great so far"
01:50 - 01:53"They alerted us that 1 time..."
01:54 - 01:56That 1 time!
01:56 - 01:58Maybe some additional
01:58 - 02:02cloud services will add resiliency
02:05 - 02:07Cloud services!
02:10 - 02:11This system!
02:11 - 02:13He has no clue.
02:15 - 02:17Im surprised every morning
02:17 - 02:20when this system actually works
02:21 - 02:28Its a miracle of science that we have kept it alive
02:29 - 02:30This guys is a nut
02:30 - 02:32But sure we will try
02:36 - 02:39We'll pretend to rotate the servers
02:40 - 02:42We can reboot once or twice
02:50 - 02:55Seriously who let this guy in?
02:56 - 02:58So the system is unstable?
02:58 - 03:04Its gotten better
03:04 - 03:09You should have seen it last year
03:09 - 03:11Recovering took 8 hours
03:16 - 03:20Now it only takes 3
03:23 - 03:26Seriously its a big improvement
03:31 - 03:36I should get promoted