| 00:00 - 00:05 | The new boss came in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He got us all together |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He encountered some system issues |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And he posed a question: |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "Can you you guys make this stable?" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Stable? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Can you believe it? |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Like he's the 1st to ask |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Like he's original |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | His predecessor tried for years using everything |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | His software partners tried |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | They put their best guys on it |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And this new guy |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Thinks he can just ask for it |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And everything |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | just magically improves! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | This guy thinks he's digital |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And now all systems are modern? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He thinks we're Amazon? |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Now he wants to use the new guys |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | These guys that just started |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They don't know the system yet |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | "Lets get some fresh ideas" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "They may be able to crack it" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | "They've done great so far" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | "They alerted us that 1 time..." |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | That 1 time! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Maybe some additional |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | cloud services will add resiliency |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Cloud services! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | This system! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | He has no clue. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Im surprised every morning |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | when this system actually works |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Its a miracle of science that we have kept it alive |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | This guys is a nut |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | But sure we will try |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We'll pretend to rotate the servers |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We can reboot once or twice |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Seriously who let this guy in? |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So the system is unstable? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Its gotten better |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | You should have seen it last year |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Recovering took 8 hours |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Now it only takes 3 |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Seriously its a big improvement |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I should get promoted |
