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Hitler finds out about Mercury
When Hitler finds out PR firms are dropping Turkey and Azerbaijan

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00:00 - 00:03Turkey will be flying in terrorist from Syria.
00:04 - 00:05they will be disguised
00:05 - 00:07as "humanitarian aid" through here
00:08 - 00:12The country you don't like very much
00:12 - 00:15will deliver their order of drones here.
00:17 - 00:18Perfect. And the bots and PR firms
00:19 - 00:21will take care of the misinformation
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer...
00:27 - 00:28DLA Piper...
00:31 - 00:33DLA Piper and the Livingston group have dropped Azerbeijan as a client
00:34 - 00:36as well as Mercury PR with Turkey
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who has access to VPN and outside internet, stay.
01:13 - 01:15WTF is wrong with you sheep?
01:15 - 01:17This is why they blocked the internet in that shithole!
01:18 - 01:23All the money spent on PR that could have fed Azerbeijanis but instead whitewashed this pathetic attack.
01:25 - 01:28or hired better looking child actors and props for propoganda.
01:29 - 01:31instead of ugly locals covered in ketchup!
01:31 - 01:34Almost 30 days they've been bombing Armenian civilians
01:34 - 01:37Using cluster bombs and shitty
01:37 - 01:40turkish and israeli "state of the art" weapons
01:40 - 01:42Mein Führer, they HAVE liberated villages and 1% of the occupied land
01:42 - 01:461% in 30 days? Aliyev will be hung by his balls once they find out
01:46 - 01:48Mein Führer, that's not true. Erdogan already removed them
01:48 - 01:52until Hikmet photoshops a new pair for him
01:53 - 01:54How hard is it?
01:56 - 01:57Why don't Azerbeijanis have any money to send home?
01:57 - 02:00They can't all be broke sheep fuckers
02:00 - 02:03pretending they're not really ethnic turks
02:04 - 02:08forcing their micropenis on the region
02:08 - 02:13only to have the world start to realize who the aggressors are!
02:14 - 02:16it's a fucking genocide, damnit!!!
02:17 - 02:21It shouldn't be that hard to kill off these people!
02:27 - 02:29Their spirit is exhausting.
02:30 - 02:34These turks and turks 2.0 have learned nothing from me!
02:34 - 02:36unable to even destroy 150,000
02:41 - 02:42Yet Erdogan acts like
02:43 - 02:47he's capable of finishing the wet dreams of that douche ataturk
02:48 - 02:53when he can't even guide sheep into the mountains with 90m people behind him.
02:54 - 02:56Wait till winter rolls in!
02:56 - 02:59even Hikmet cant sell that shit to these idiots
03:00 - 03:02He's going to photoshop that fatass Ibrahim placing a bomb on an Armenian submarine
03:04 - 03:07Don'y cry. he's not that fat.
03:14 - 03:16They don't make dictators like they used to.
03:19 - 03:23Back then we'd kill ourselves when we had failed
03:25 - 03:26these cowards cant even do that
03:31 - 03:33The Armenians are unbeatable
03:40 - 03:46We underestimated their spirit, their might, and their diaspora
03:46 - 03:49Along with their badass women!
03:53 - 03:56Aliyev and Erdogan can eat a bag of dicks.