| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, I am afraid we have some troubling news. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Two SS were in Roseville today... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...on their way to Kroger. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They saw a truck that was parked on Pinehurst. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the truck had a sign saying "For Sale". |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care if someone sells a truck. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just as long as it is not parked on the lawn! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The truck WAS parked on the lawn. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was parked right in the middle of the lawn. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone here who does not shop at Kroger to leave immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THE TRUCK WAS PARKED ON THE FUCKING LAWN??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ARE YOU TELLING ME HE PARKED IT ON THE FUCKING LAWN???? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I TOLD HIM NOT TO PARK HIS TRUCK ON THE FUCKING LAWN! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I WENT TO HIS DOOR AND INTRODUCED MYSELF! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I WELCOMED HIM TO HIS NEW APARTMENT! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I TOLD HIM I ONLY HAD ONE RULE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THE ONLY THING I ASKED OF HIM.... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, he did not own the truck yet when he---- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DON'T PARK YOUR FUCKING TRUCK ON THE FUCKING LAWN!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we can blow the truck up if you make the order. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU WANT US TO BOMB FUCKING ROSEVILLE? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THAT MEANS BOMBING MY LAWN!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | LOOK, I WAS NOT AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I SAID "PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "DON'T PARK YOUR FUCKING TRUCK ON MY FUCKING LAWN"!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I PERSONALLY PUT DOWN THE SOD ON THAT LAWN. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I SEEDED IT WHEN NEEDED AND MOWED IT EVERY WEEK. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WATERED IT, TENDED TO IT...CARED FOR IT! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I LOVE THAT FUCKING LAWN MORE THAN I LOVE LIFE ITSELF!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I understand wanting a truck. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He wanted to buy a Chevy and I thought that was A GREAT IDEA. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Silverado 1500 is the bomb! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But that beautiful fucking lawn... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I DON'T THINK I WAS BEING DIFFICULT OR UNFAIR. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I only asked him to do ONE THING! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | DON'T PARK THE TRUCK ON THE LAWN! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I HATE THAT FUCKER AND HIS FUCKING TRUCK! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND I LOVE THAT DAMNED FUCKING LAWN!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I was there when he asked him not to park on the lawn. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So, what can I do now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even if I asked him now to move the truck off the lawn... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It would be there...now... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The truck is on the lawn RIGHT NOW. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And until a new owner comes along and drives it away... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It will STILL be on the lawn. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let him sell the fucking truck. |
