Fion. And Kathleen.
169 views • 7/25/2014
... Fion and Kathleen.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We understand Fion is due to see you shortly sir. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | However firstly she must make incalls here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the zoo and the pensioners home. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is also understood she'll be visiting most of the dogs in the city. |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | As well as this we believe there's a crowd of 13,824 raccoons in Berlin square all queued up. Fion may well be late. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I understand she's a busy woman in demand. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Kathleen's gaping axe wound will do for now. It is big and round. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My lover... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She is still in Hamburg. Since an appointment at the animal sanctuary there, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She refuses to leave the gorilla paddock. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If your bottom...is protruding...sagging...crippled...then leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS SO UNFAIR! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I SAY AGAIN, UNFAIR! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I await that slut, for hours on end, my scrotum dangling like a walnut, and Fion stands me up like this!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bought my 99p 'Flange for Life' card years ago. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And that cheap slapper Kathleen!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I was trapped in that labyrinth of a sludge bath for seven years, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I hacked through her pubes and swam through her rivers, and she betrays me for gorillas!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I survived on mould and jelly, harvested from her fermenting plunge holes, and the ugly whore does this!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My lover, Kathleen is not ugly, she is a very sexy lady! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This does not fukking make it alright for her to trade me for gorillas! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My lover, Kathleen has billions of men, women and animals to satisfy! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So what are you saying cock blower? Fion will be late, no Kathleen at all?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That is fukking bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can feel my willy growing already. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | My ball bags have been sore and wrinkly for twenty minutes, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but still I have to wait even longer still?? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Both of the dirty munters should be here to lick my sphinct pipe. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They parade from man to woman, animal to machine, tree to mountain, yet once again I must rely on you lot and your bum tubes?? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My willy has just grown a little more, dagnammit. |
| 02:17 - 02:23 | For fukks sakes, I've done all sorts with those bitches, Fion once forced me into a gangbang with rhinos, elephants and that socialist foreskin Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My anus has never been the same since. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But the prolapse was worth it. I was with Fion, so sweet, so wonderful! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The dirtiest slut in Europe! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now look. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It is like my 'Flange for Life' card means nothing, and how can I match Kathleen's gorilla horde!? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And it might be gorillas now, what is going to happen when she finds the giraffe compound? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I know her, she'll have them together with the chimpanzees and armadillos too. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And you say Fion will be late, well when she gets cracking on those raccoons, she'll never stop! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I even bought a bull for her to have a go on, I might as well sell it now. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'm sure we can find some badgers to amuse ourselves with... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well gentlemen...you all know what happens now... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | One of your rectum pipes will provide me my relief... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Prolapse is assured... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Come now...unbuckle... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How about you? I reckon your colon is sweaty and hairy? That'd do nicely. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And none of this lube bullshit. Your poo and blood will do all that. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If only Fion was here. |
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