| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Leader. I'm afraid Mehole Martin has declared war |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Level 5 Lockdowns again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All Ireland will be under COVID rule |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are fucked unless we act now my Leader |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Dublin city will be hit the worst. We must act right now |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I see. So they want a war eh? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They always want a war don't they eh? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My sexy Leader - |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I ehhhh!... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The pricks want to cancel Christmas for everybody |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Santa Clause wont be able to travel |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Beavis, Butthead, Yoda, and Captain Crisps. Please leave us now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can they possibly do this to Santa? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am beyond enraged now. I will not tolerate this! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How dare they do this. Who the hell do they think they are? This is insubordination |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I asked Santa for a PlayStation this year. God damn it! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And the poxy Irish government...... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | think that they can alter my Christmas plans |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Well they have another thing coming, let me tell you |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These corrupt urchins have gone too far this time. Seriously |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Sexyness. I understand your frustration... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You understand feck all you clueless butt-plug |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Sexyness. Please let me explain to you... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care what you have to say. I want my bloody Playstation! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That's all that I fecking want |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want to play Crash Bandicoot..... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and Grand Theft Auto..... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and I will not let these arse-bandits stop Santa from doing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | what he always does best |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If mehole and his crazy crew think that they can mess with Santa Clause and with me then they.. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | have another bloody thing coming, believe me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will personally see to it that these fools are dealt with severely |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have waited all year for this you know |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can't take much more of this shite. I wont allow it to happen |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm up to my tits in anger right now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm super-duper angry!.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If Santa can't get to Ireland then who'll give the presents to all of the Irish children? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We cannot let the Irish government ruin Christmas like the way they ruined the damn summer |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Them arseholes wrecked bloody everything |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This COVID-19 nonsense has them gone mad with a feckin power-trip |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They think they are Gods now |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Hey Anna stop crying like a little bitch for feck sake |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm staring to get indigestion now chaps |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My blood pressure is rising fast. It could well be the methamphetamines though |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's very potent stuff! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It has me gone a bit loopy, lads - you know?. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But no matter what happens. We have to stop the Irish government from ruining Christmas for the kids and stuff |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But most importantly. We must save Christmas |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And I must get my Playstation or else Im done |
