| 00:00 - 00:03 | After your lecture |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Your female admirers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Last known to be here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Will stand and sing praises believing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The sun shines out of your oratory |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, they all understand that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My genius is all around |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Robert |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jesse |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jesse has made another shite video |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's the worst yet by a mile |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Jared, Jesse, Amy and Suzie |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I said just to use my old Insta clips |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And not make up any new crap |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I can recycle the old stuff in a thousand ways |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And sprinkle some pixie dust |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | To turn shite into shinola |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They're all so gullable |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Especially the women |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They believed me when I said I loved them |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Robert, you kept marrying them |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They kept throwing themselves at me |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Robert, there aren't that many left |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Women love me for my quiet calm wit, charm |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And old fashioned style |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You should have come to Egypt |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Lines of Nubian women |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And a herd of camel |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | When I eventually got back to OC |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I had to take antibiotics for a month |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And have that little brush stuck you know where |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Which made my eyes water |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And I couldn't sit down |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Without a rubber whooppee cushion |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And a tub of vaseline |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The doctor said |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He'd never seen a case like it in his whole career |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I still can't bear to look down |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | When I have a pee |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And where were you lot |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | When I had to go to the clinic like nobby no mates |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I always used gloves |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose we'll have to go |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Back to Black Hat all over again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And see if |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The new video |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Has the same old effect on the ladies |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That my talks always did |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do they let camels in? |
