| 00:00 - 00:05 | Hey guys, listen up, this is Peter Garcia |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I spoke with Val the other day on the phone |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He told me that most of teams in the wyo league were garbage |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | and nobody else had a chance to win except him |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | especially Mark, with his embarrassing team |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He didn't fear Kenyan Drake at all |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | On Sunday afternoon |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He was so confident he made a bunch of draft kings teams using the Dallas Defense |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | and sent messages to Mark about how unlucky |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | he would be for scoring 120 points and losing |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He even talked shit about Jeremy Grab's team |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | saying how he would never start Carolina's defense |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | when his starting TE |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | couldn't even score a single point |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I see he's using an IR spot |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | for Dallas Goedert |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | That seems like a good idea |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | if you are in a 3 TE league |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | with Unlimited IR spots |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and I'm sure he loved Andy Dalton's performance |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | He's trying to trade him |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | faster than Officer Grimm approaching an underage drinking party |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | but really |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Val just pulled off a big trade |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | it involved Ryan Fitzpatrick |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He thought he was going to |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | go downhill from here |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | But that guy |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | just threw another 3tds in about a half |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | worth of play |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | He thought he was garbage! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Like some native Hawaiian rookie |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | who was coached by Nick Saban for 2 years |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | would come in and take is job half way |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Throughout his rookie year |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Ricky thought the same? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah He drafted Tuo way too damn early |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Maybe Fields should have drafted Fitzpatrick |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He would be in a better position than he's at right now |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Fields must have been so happy to have Dalvin cook's handcuff |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | what's his name? Mattison? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | yeah that guy |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He had the foresight to handcuff his injury-prone RB1 |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | but it's really quite sad that he only produced |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | 3.5 points for him this week! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | it's almost as bad as TY Hilton |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | catching one pass for 11 yards |
