| 00:00 - 00:05 | So in my league each week the loser has to predict the next week's games |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And they always predict the Fexicans will lose... |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Every single time; "oh he doesnt know football" they say |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | "Rojo will lose touches to Fournette, Joe Mixon and his QBs are unreliable" they say |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And now im tied for 2nd place |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I just learned how the waiver wire works and they still cant beat me! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | But my league is so bad, I could autodraft, forget to set my lineup, and still win |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Week 4 I tried to trade Kaplan Rojo and Montgomery |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He said Rojo isnt a starter and begged me not to play Fitz |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Rojo got 16 points |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and Fitzmagic got 22 |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Meanwhile Max had 3 QBs |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and 2 Defences! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And the week after? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Kaplan had the lowest score! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He'd probably have the lowest score this week too if all of Robbie and Thomas' good players weren't injured or on bye |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Then this week Dan texts me |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He's 5 and 0, and he messages me and goes: |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | "Suarez, you should just forfeit this week" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "I mean can you emotionally handle what my team" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | "is going to put you through?" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Now he's 5 and 1. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I took his O |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | "pheyevano" no more! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | If you take off any one of my players, I still would have beat him, and everyone else |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The last 3 |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The last 3 |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | The last 3 losers, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | All predicted that I would lose. I won all three matches! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | No wonder they had lowest scores, they'd probably predict a 7 lands on a 6-sided die, let alone predict who they should play!! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And Kap's dog? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Even the dog predicted wrong too! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I can't believe they thought it was a good idea |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | to increase the buy-in to $125 this year... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Shoulda kept it at $50 to keep me uninvested in it |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Any plans for the winnings? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I dont know, it's not really about the cash, it's more about making my friends feel bad about themselves |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Probably just throw it into crypto and forget about it |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | God, I cant wait to take all their money... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I dont even watch football. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Couldnt tell ya the first name of 80% of my team |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Thank god for projections and "FantasyPros .com"" |
