| 00:00 - 00:03 | And normally after you book your flight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You should land in Ponchentong and get a tourist visa on arrival |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then take the VIP bus to Battambang |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but due to COVID-19 restrictions |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | you will need an invitation letter from a registered business to obtain a visa |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what shit is this? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I run Cambodia's busiest expat forum |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | General |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Clutch Cargo.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | half the posters have been found to be Gavin Mac trolls |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and most don't live in Cambodia |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone without 1000 karma points leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What bullshit is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 4 fucking years I've spent in a FUCKING DESERT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 4 years saving up my Arab cash and spending it on this website |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm sure there's some ad revenue coming in |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I held an engagement ceremony! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you know how much it cost to put Jamie Lambo in a stupid suit? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and paying Rozzie Oz's drinks bill |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That's like 50 of her CVs |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But General, everyone loved your fake wedding photos |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I looked like a dick! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | General, every barang looks like a dick in those clothes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | so I left my desert job, and now cannot leave the USA? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | my savings will be eaten up in no time |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | because of some fucking virus no worse than a cold? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Trump got it and was better in 3 days |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I could eat a pizza covered in covid on a Friday |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and be balls deep in Battambang by the next Tuesday |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | now someone else might be feeling up my internet bride's norks |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | that I already called dibs on |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | those funbags are mine, and I'll sue any man who even looks at them |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | doesn't my website count for anything? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I paid to be number 1 on Google |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and all those paid Facebook ads |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have connections |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | look what happened to Wayne Brewer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can call my friend in immigration |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he helped me with the cow and the weed |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | my nuts are so big I'm wanking 3 times a day |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I even cracked one off remembering of that Indonesian teen |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Brewer's a lowlife criminal, I'm sure she was over 18 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | how can I make this work? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I personally run the best website for news in Cambodia |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | much better than K440 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and all the news before CNE |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the government must recognize my achievements |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and get me that fucking visa |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll write to Trump |
