| 00:00 - 00:03 | With respect to the latest case numbers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we can't find any hot spots |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ... not even in Hume or Brimbank |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have little choice but to consider easing restrictions |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even the inner city is turning against us |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not enough testing... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | This is not over. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Premier... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...the rest of... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The rest of the country is open. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Families and friends are even meeting... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All the imparital experts - leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You bastards need to find me some virus! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Test the sewerage again or something! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Reclassify some cases to different dates! Something! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Get some hotel workers back into aged care homes. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I refuse to stop saying... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "Its a wildly infectious and wicked virus." |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "Any symptoms no matter how mild..." |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "We need every single Victorian to please come forward" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Premier, we are at statistical zero. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | If we open up now then it will be impossible to keep this contained |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Premier, there's a mental health epidemic. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then do what we always do! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Throw money at Pat McGorry! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Think I'm happy with 100 days... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ... of press conferences in a row? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want a 1,000 day run! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I will not ease restrictions... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...until all relent and render unconditional obedience... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ...to the Premier of Victoria. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And give VicPol more powers to harass Victorians as well. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We should be proud of what we achieved. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And be as stubborn as this virus. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "We are so, so close". |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No cases... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No cases before summer and Christmas! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I destroyed the Grand Final weekend successfully... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We almost had all hope destroyed. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And at the last moment before summer and Christmas |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You all fuck it up and give give me no cases! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. Hopefully Labor take him out soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need another distraction for the press |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm going to need another one of you to resign. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sutton... you're gone. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You got caught lying to my sham Inquiry. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How you did that, I have no idea. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And don't think about speaking against me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or the union thugs will come for you. |
