| 00:01 - 00:07 | Good morning Iron Islands, today is a proud day indeed |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Today our Supreme Leader Bryan Braxton |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Has successfully invaded The Free Islands |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | after evading |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | literally every trouble you could think of |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | He has decided to name the new continent Rapingsmost |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | He will continue west after |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | listening to Jack's sessions |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | and making sure that it is safe to do so |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Rejoice, people of the Iron Islands! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | After this recording, |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | I will be passed around by 40 men |
