| 00:00 - 00:05 | So then I say Jake, listen |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You can't just have 0 consequences and get an army |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | That sails perfectly, and fights on land |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | But then he says, "Cameron I asked for a Spartan army and burned destiny points for it |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "Why the fuck are you targeting me" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Targeting |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Targeting |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He has the easiest sessions I've ever constructed |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Targeting |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | It feels like I'm trying to put a 10 piece puzzle in front of a 24 year old man |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And then I'm still having to solve 3 quarters of the |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Scooby Doo puzzle that he |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | that he, that he's been |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | drooling all over for 45 minutes |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | This kid couldn't find his way out |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | of a wet paper bag |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Targeting |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And then when the players give hints |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | saying "Good luck" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He turns is smooth brained ass around |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and says it was part of his |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "master plan" all along |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, but seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | One player who I've never had a problem |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | with claiming targeting ever |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Drew |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Drew |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | This kid's been railed so hard |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | His whole family tree is an infinity circle |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Targeting |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And he |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And he |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And he could never bear children |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | because they'd come out looking like him irl |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And then crawl around on 5 limbs speaking a different language |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | But they have dragons? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | They have dragons |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He could never ride them though |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Can't grip the reins with 2 fingers |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Jake's Spartans would chuck them off mountains |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Have things gotten better since then? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Hell fucking no, but I can dock their xp and watch them scream |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | about how they're gonna leave the campaign |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | But they fuckin won't |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | "Stop targeting me" |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Wait till' the Night King comes |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | then you'll see what real targeting looks like |
