| 00:01 - 00:07 | Honored members of the Great communist guild GoM |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | This is The Great Sklötta speaking! |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | I would like to start by saying: |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Honor to Dahl-Jong-Un! Our Great fathers approves this message. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Party members and hard workers |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Fantastic job in BWL! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | You brought pride and glory to our Great nation. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Horde across Gandling are inspired! |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Looking forward, i have constructed a social program |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | To continue our heroic work |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | And to improve hapiness and prosperity to our nation! |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Its as follows: bring sappers and git gud! |
