| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sid the situation is dire, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Shoes are moving in all over |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are coming through the Discords |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And they are breaking through the PMS |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | next we anticipate them on the twitters |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Gary Oldmans Diary will keep us safe |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he is the best detective |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My sid, Gary Oldmans Diary, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He is...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He is still chasing Derpies Sid, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He thinks Derpies is Shoes Sid |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but my Video Chat and Selfies friends please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THESE SHOES |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | COMING FROM GOD DAMNIT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I JUST WANT TO PLAY TERRARIA |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | BUT INSTEAD THEIR ARE ALL THESE DAMN SHOES |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I DONT EVEN LIKE WEARING SHOES! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHY DO THESE STRANGE AMERICANS KEEP STALKING ME! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DONT YOU HAVE ENOUGH GOD DAMN SHOES |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHY DO YOU WANT MY FUCKING SHOES |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sid, she fooled us all, shes crazy like a gladfox! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHE GAS LIT US ALL DAMNIT! AGAIN! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sid, she got us Sid, we are sorry Sid! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking god damnit mother fucker aghhhhh |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FROM NOW ON ONLY SANDALS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I will shoot anyone even wearing socks |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | cant trust sock wearers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | socks lead to shoes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and I am so damn sick of all these damn shoes!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | no more socks! no more shoes! ONLY CROCS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am so damn tired of these shoes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | blowing up my damn phone |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am sorry sometimes I am a bit clumsy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a horse did kick me once |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and it was wearing horse SHOES |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | i fucking hate |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | that i cant just have no damn shoes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | why is it so hard to have no gas filled shoes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | why must the shoes bulky me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | it is not nice to bulky |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | NO BULKY!!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, we perma banned her |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I must do some more ip checks |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the shoes they could be coming from anywhere |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | anywhere |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the discord is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the shoes they will be coming through the vents soon |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and when the shoes comes everyone will become shoes |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | please just wear sandals |
