| 00:00 - 00:05 | I went to Spuds door .. knock knock come on out! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hurry up we gotta get to the dole office. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | You should have seen the state of him. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Like an old bag of potatoes |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | That's probably why they call him SPUD!! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Spud ....... haaa haah hhaa |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | And as for his son ... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He came out with a hamster ball on his head. |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | ... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Next thing I know, they both get on the back of spuds motorbike |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | His son was waving to his dad to get going .. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | When spud rode off his lad fell off the back! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Best part was .. |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | His hamster ball helmet shattered!! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | It went all over the road. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Can you imagine that .. ! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | ... plonkers |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I couldn't believe the mess. |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | A flaming hamster ball |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They thought a plastic ball would protect him. |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I watched his son get up. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He wet himself with fright. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | A policeman shouted "Hey Fart Trumpets" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Do you have any idea how much trouble ya in? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Here's £10 .. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Go and buy a new hamster ball. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Unbelievable ! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He must be used to it happening |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He said, "now clean up the mess and get out of here ... pronto" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | True |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Wait there's more |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | .. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Spud asked the copper for £50 |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | So he can buy hampster balls for all of his family. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | The cheeky bugger hey. He explained that he needs to buy an extra large ball for his head. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Did the copper pay? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, he said £60 should cover .. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Spud's been brought up wrong for sure. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Glad I'm not his son. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I've never laughed so much before. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What happened after that? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | The copper just drove off and left them to tidy up the mess. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Spud was worried about getting to the dole office |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Hamster ball or otherwise. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Hamster ball ... ! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | He's sure lucky that ball saved his son right? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | What's funny though, none of them own a pet hamster! |
