| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Arch is like, hey! Bag'o Dicks is up... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Common GUYS, he's up, let's go. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We're like, for the 10th time? Oof. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So we roll out, AGAIN, for this NM, not really expecting a drop... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Sure enough... he didn't drop shit! LOL |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He's like O and ten! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Dude! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We could bring TH 100 and it still wouldn't drop! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I can't breathe! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I mean this poor bastard, all he does is camp this shit. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He's like "this will be the one!" |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And we're like "yeah right! Heard that before!" LOL |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So we come out, |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | And pulls the NM and dies right away! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I mean he's a Taru Warrior! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Most of the time he's laid out flat! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And so, |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | There Arch is, |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Face down in the dirt the whole fight! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I mean FFS, my Taru Summoner has more HP, and that's with convert gear! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So we're carrying him, |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | like a suitcase, you know... |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No seriously, let's get serious. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I swear, he's had a hard time, |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So I said, here's what we'll do... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | We'll give you a Martial Axe! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I mean come on, |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | That thing sucks. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | No really, we practically throw 'em away. Take it! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | This dude! LOL |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Maybe he thought, |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | maybe he thought, |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | That the odds are |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | finally gonna work out for him. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | So in the meantime, we figured we'll just get him a look-alike! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | A Fransisca? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | A Fransica! Yeah... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I mean even they know it's trash! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | HE knows! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Oh Lord, I can't even see right now. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what finally happened? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well you know, we took him up to the Boyahda Tree, |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and found Aquarius for him. It was the least we could do. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | We have a name for his axe now. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | JuggerNOT |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | That's a good one, right? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I think anyone can appreciate that pun! |
