00:00 - 00:03 | The OSHA inspector arrived this morning |
00:04 - 00:05 | He was here from the report |
00:05 - 00:07 | On the accident here last month |
00:08 - 00:12 | When they were playing with the sprinkler |
00:12 - 00:15 | system and the drum of soap we accidentally bought |
00:17 - 00:19 | Get the papers out the cabinet |
00:19 - 00:21 | Next to my desk in the office |
00:24 - 00:26 | There was an accident in the office |
00:27 - 00:28 | with a leaf blower |
00:31 - 00:33 | Heidi blew and shredded all of the papers |
00:34 - 00:36 | All of the papers are lawn mulch now |
00:53 - 00:58 | Heidi, Rakesh, and Jing stay, everyone else out |
01:13 - 01:15 | I told you all to keep those papers safe |
01:15 - 01:17 | Don't you know how long it took me to get it |
01:18 - 01:23 | All sorted and collated out last month |
01:25 - 01:28 | Then put in by order by each year |
01:29 - 01:31 | The papers will make good mulch |
01:31 - 01:34 | Now this OSHA inspector is here |
01:34 - 01:37 | To talk about who slipped and fell down |
01:37 - 01:40 | When the soap bubbles went everywhere |
01:40 - 01:42 | I think we can paste the papers together |
01:42 - 01:46 | Have you lost your mind? It's in the compost pile |
01:46 - 01:48 | But the pieces are not that small... |
01:48 - 01:52 | I knew I should have listened to that consultant |
01:53 - 01:54 | Expensive consultant |
01:56 - 01:57 | He told me I needed a database |
01:57 - 02:00 | An Oracle database and apps |
02:00 - 02:03 | Do you know what that means? |
02:04 - 02:08 | I need to get all of these papers into |
02:08 - 02:13 | A new database and they are in the compost pile |
02:14 - 02:16 | It is going to make me completely nutso |
02:17 - 02:21 | Trying to figure all of these things out |
02:27 - 02:29 | A database he said |
02:30 - 02:34 | Keep track of everything |
02:34 - 02:36 | Keep it all organized, neatly |
02:41 - 02:42 | Database |
02:43 - 02:47 | Now I'll never get payroll figured out |
02:48 - 02:53 | Fifty cent pay differential, but which county are you in? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Crazy politicians setting wages |
02:56 - 02:59 | How I was supposed to know it was a holiday |
03:00 - 03:02 | I've never heard of El Buen Fin |
03:04 - 03:07 | They'll get your paycheck fixed |
03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose this means I am just going |
03:19 - 03:23 | to have to bite the bullet and make that database |
03:25 - 03:26 | Get all of those papers |
03:31 - 03:33 | Entered in and setup correctly |
03:40 - 03:46 | I hate doing data entry with a passion |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'll probably be paying for Larry Ellison's |
03:53 - 03:56 | Next boat payment |