| 00:00 - 00:05 | After 2 years working on the project the bosses round up everybody |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "OK guys we have good news" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | "We are putting a show on air`" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Truth is we're not halfway done |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Most of the stuff is not even tested! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Not even cabled! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Bugs in every network! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Going on air they say! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Live! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And now they want to do resiliency and production tests |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | for the stuff that's not even completed |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | while we remain on air! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Remaining on-air |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Resiliency tests |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | While staying live! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Test everything! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | So now we have to |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Test an unfinished infrastructure! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | While they put a little radio show |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And now they try to implement a new change control process |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | to protect |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | the production from outages |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | "Guys you must send notifications" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | "for every single activity that can impact the show!" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | "and we will approve them" |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | But we're still working on the infra! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | So now |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | We have to work |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | and do several changes during the night |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | with outages |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | every night! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | So now |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | we spend our days |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | getting approval for the stuff we will break later |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And now everybody wants to approve the changes we do |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | everone |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | While asking us to finish! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And we're not even close to done |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | not even close! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | and we've been working 2 years |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | so now what? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well, now we continue the deployment |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | while testing what is still unfinished |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and asking for permission |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | to do the tests they asked us! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And they ask us when are we going to be done |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | so I have no clue what to answer to that |
