| 00:00 - 00:03 | Son got the first goal in under a minute |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then Kane got the second |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Picked it up on the left and smashed it |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then the Spanish lad, Reguilon, got down the wing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Kane's nodded in a third after quarter of an hour |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fantastic, we can relax for Burnley |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I assume the second half, we got Bale on? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The second.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ..second half, Bale came on after 70 minutes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But they scored 3 in the last eight minutes |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone involved in their goals, stay. The rest, out, now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We've let THREE in against West Ham?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They're owned by 2 dwarves who sell dildos! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know how many Spursy memes there will be now?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Levy is going to do his NUT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He even bought players this summer |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you know what I had to do to get them?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I still have sore fucking knees |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And this is how you repay me?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, Lanzinis goal was a worldie |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And what about the other two? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, Sanchez couldn't help it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He couldn't find a player to mark if it he had a map! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do you know what we are going hear? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Spurs bottled it |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Spurs can't hold their leads |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Spurs crumble |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm not good enough to win titles anymore |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All against a team managed by David Moyes! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | David Fucking Moyes |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He was a worse manager at Old Trafford than me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Jesus, West Ham.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They'll be beating their chest about 1966 again next |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Winning the world cup, all that bollocks |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What have I got to do? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I dropped Dier because he has a larger turning circle than Maguire |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I've kept Hart on the bench as he can't catch a cold |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Rodon has only just signed |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't buy anyone else now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I may as well have picked one of the women |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, remember the Chelsea physio |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We've got City in a few weeks |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Can you imagine how Pep will be? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Such an arse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The prick.... who likes those jumpers? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That smug fucking grin, all the time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He's nearly as unbearable as Klopp |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I fucking hate football |
