| 00:00 - 00:03 | THIS LEEDS NEEDS BOMBING |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I HAVE SPOKEN TO THAT ALKOMIST |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | HE IS WITH BANKSY AT THE MOMENT |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | YES HE IS, SO FUCKING WHAT? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | HE DOES BUBBLE LETTERS THATS ALL |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | POP!!!!!!!!!! GET ME A DRINK |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | YOU NEED A SPLIFF MAYBE 666 OF THEM WILL DO? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | YOU FUNNY BAZTARD IM NOT EVIL |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | JUST GET ME GOOD ERB |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ITS NOT DRY |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | IT BETTER BE OR THE BOMBS WILL BE SENT |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | PLEEEEASE DONT |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | DO YOU HAVE A HAIR DRIER? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | COOOOOUGH |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | MAYBE I'LL FAKE A FIT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NOOOOO |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NOT AGAIN |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHY NOT FUKIN HELL |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FUCK IN HEAVEN ITS BETTER FOOOL! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BUT I AM NOT DEAD |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | YEEEEEAH GIMME HALF HOUR |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MEETING ALLAH WILL NOT HELP |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | NOT ALLAH |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THAT BUDDAH DOES A BETTER DEAL |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUKIN RING HIM NOOOW |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU LOST YOUR PHONE? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BEEEP BEEEEEP |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | TXT-NHS>COVID IS NOT REAL SIR |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | (reply) FUKIN DONT MESS AROUND U CLOWNS! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | GET ME VEEEEEEEED, U REALISDE I AM HAVING A REAL SEIZURE AND JO IS WITH A FARMER(suk suk) |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I HOPE THIS FUKIN VEEED IS DRY OR I WILL BE SO MAD |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THIS STRAIN IS CORONA19 |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | FAAAAAAAART COUGH COOOOOUGH |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | GET ME A GUN |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | NO NO NO |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | YES NO YES NO YES NO |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WITCHES WILL BE SENT PHOTOS OF THIS PENIS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | JO IS A DIK BUT SHE JUST HAS A PUSSY |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | YES SHE SUKS WELL BUT I STILL NEED WEED |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | NO I NEESD IT MORE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | JUST PHONE BANKSY ON ALKO NUMBER AND... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ...AND TELL HIM THE STRAIN STILL MAKES ME COUGH |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | OH REALLY |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | NO / FUKIN YES DIK ED |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | PLEASE FIX THIS JIMMY |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | JIMMY EH? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | THE FIX IT GUY OR IS HE DEAD? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | YOU JUST NEED MEDS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | NHS MEDS HAHAHAHA! RIGHT THATS IT... |
