| 00:00 - 00:03 | I am happy to report that we have obtained |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Life is Strange 2 and our |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | game play testing lab, located here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Has just finished playing the game |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I have just received the intelligence report on the game |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Did they bring Max back? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I absolutely loved Max and Chloe |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer, its new characters |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Two Mexican brothers |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Two Mexican brothers, Daniel, 9 and Sean 16 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You play as Sean. Daniel, has the powers |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't a pedophile, please leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I preferred the underage white lesbians |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't jack off to male straight Mexican Children |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | male straight Mexican Children |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I didn't buy the game for the story or the art |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I got it for White Lesbian Teens |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You can't just offer something like that |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | than swap them out for Straight Mexican Children |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I am scared of Mexicans |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer Sean is actually bisexual. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I said, I am scared of Straight Mexicans |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer it's bolder, and more mature |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think I give a shit about storyline? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck the storyline, I want |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | white lesbian teenagers, in love |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so I can pretend to be a white lesbian teen |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Myself. Its a sick fantasy of mine |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I don't want to pretend to be some Male Mexican Bisexual |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't jack off to that |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I need Hot, teen, lesbians, falling in love |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to get off. Why the hell else would I play a French video game? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I could try to maybe |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | pretend Daniel is a lesbian teen |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But they went and made him Mexican |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am scared of Mexicans |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can I get off to something the scares me? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am never going to get off again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm just gonna replay the first one |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and get off to that for the 50th time this week |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I wanted new content to expand my fantasy |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He is a disgusting fucking pedophile |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I could replay Before the Storm |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That was a good DLC |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How's the DLC for LIS2? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe it has some white lesbian teens in love |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe they returned to the formula instead of this telling a better story thing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Teens, White, lesbian, and in love. Simple. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Something a middle-aged NAZI can jack off to |
