| 00:01 - 00:07 | 8000? Make Friends.. Patriots, Lovers of Freedom and the USA, Welcome! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Beware all who enter here! |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | This place has everything! |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Cats, GIF's, Meat Sticks! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Get ready for the possibility of |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | spray paint, pallets, legos, Mexican bagpipes and squirrels! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Everyone here took the DMT! |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Listen to Black Sabbath! |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | It's Saturday! |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | So 8K will be royally shitfaced! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | You must know by now that OP is a fag. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | I mean a really huge faggot! |
