| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone is used to the Tories screwing over the Scousers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | so nobody will pay much attention |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | if we start with Liverpool City Region |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then we will move on to other areas |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | mostly high covid areas |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Nottingham is high but that's too obvious. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let's go for Lancashire and Manchester |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dom... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Burnham refused to enter Tier 3 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | unless we restore furlough |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave apart from Hancock, Agar, Whatley, Johnson and Sunak |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean "refused"? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's Andy fucking Burnham, not Nicola Sturgeon |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We were supposed to be taking back control, not meekly handing it over to some former Labour health secretary |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's the city that spawned Bez |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and that cockwomble Morrissey |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This was supposed to be our great opportunity |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | to screw over the deprived areas of the country |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | using the pandemic as an excuse |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | After 10 years of austerity it's too much |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What do you mean it's too fucking much? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It will destroy the local economy and thousands of livelihoods |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We can't pay a bunch of Northerners to stay at home |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The Daily Mail will crucify us |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and say we've gone back to the 1980's |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | At this rate Amazon will have to pay some fucking tax! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How are we supposed to syphon money out of the economy to our mates |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | if we have to support ordinary people? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Next you'll be suggesting that we actually put £350m a week into the NHS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | rather than funnelling it offshore through fake companies |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You tell this Andy fucking Burnham that we're in charge |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If we can't deal with one metro mayor in the North |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Sadiq Khan will serve us our arse on a plate |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he doesn't spend millions on a fucking garden bridge |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | like mop-head over there |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He looked like a crap chuckle brother on that zipwire |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but I still got him into Number 10 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He couldn't even win an argument with a |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | premier league footballer over school meals |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now he's fronting up our response to a global fucking pandemic |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. It's only 4 years until Starmer |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My geeks were supposed to revolutionise the country |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but now I'm forced to work with the worst cabinet in living memory |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hancock has become his own |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | political shitshow mini-series |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even Sunak is looking out of his depth now he's not just dishing out money |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've had enough of this shit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm off to Barnard Castle |
