| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 4Baggers are playing in the winner's bracket championship game at Nokomis Homecoming |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far we've hit several home runs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the balls landed here, here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | We're supposed to be playing Woody's league team, but he showed up with Dave Allen, Bump, and some guy that played AAA |
| 00:13 - 00:15 | The game is tied, it's the 6th inning, and we have the hammer. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This looks promising, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll take the lead and hold them in the 7th |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The inning is over, Alex got thrown out at first again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He hit a two-hopper to short, and started pouting. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has ever been inappropriately touched by JMac, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell was he thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That this is some fucking charity tournament? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is the 25th ANNUAL NOKOMIS HOMECOMING!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We worked the field for 6 hours after it rained to still play! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 3 tons of lime! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Pat shredded half his leg sliding into 2nd to extend the inning! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And this asshole just mopes back to the dugout! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Because he didn't hit a missile out into the parking lot? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, I have seen Alex many balls very far |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You have? Where? While taking BP some fucking soccer field?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Alex hits lasers that strike fear into the heart of our opponents |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Sure he does! At Sunday coed league! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's supposed to be our showcase player! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Who else is going to be? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | JMac? He moves like a washing machine with a cinder block inside on spin cycle! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Schweizer? He only goes yard when no one is on base! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Arndt won't stay in front of anything harder than a beach ball! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | One of our guys slept in the back of his truck last night, he probably pissed himself, who knows! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Spears only tries hard when he's on another team! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What a bunch of pussies! Useless pussies! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Johnny Blizzard is our only hope. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Only Johnny Blizzard can lead us to victory |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm just not exactly sure who he is... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Who am I kidding? We'll never win again. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For crying out loud we lost to Oasis! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We were beat out of Hopedale before I could even get a ribeye sandwich! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'll probably 2 and BBQ at ASA State |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We made the damn bracket and still couldn't win! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm surprised we even beat the Bombers! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he doesn't know we only sold 6 t-shirts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I just need to accept it, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The 4Baggers are finished. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And to think, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We just got new jerseys. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Soon Pat will fall apart from old age, and we'll be left with one good outfielder. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then we won't even be able to beat Yoder. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If only we still had Millburg... |
