| 00:00 - 00:05 | Your caption here |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have planned a new route from Terminator's house. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It has 2,000 feet in elevation gain |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with most of it here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The ride will cover about 37 miles total |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and should take us about 3 hours to complete. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let's not tell Alan... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he slows us down. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We already invited him...it starts at his house. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's checking the air in his tires now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't ride with us, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What were you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a long ride with big hills... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and inviting that plodder Alan? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do you think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Remember when we did Warrior Dash and he had to keep stopping? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's going to take us all day! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He rides a Huffy for crying out loud! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's fat and out of shape. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he also does 1Day Fitness. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And he still can't do more than 5 push ups without switching to girl pushups! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he tries hard and does the best he can. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Tries? His best time on Boogie Alley is 39 seconds behind Moore. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The big girl in class that runs with her arms slinging |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | sideways runs faster than him. Tries? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the system!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's always letting escapees that can peel paint off the walls! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and I tasted one on the last ride! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That smell will out last religion! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Abshier, you need to lay off the Thai food. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Kendra, you're faster than him, too.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will leave with politician's promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have planned a new route from Terminator's house. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It has 2,000 feet in elevation gain |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | with most of it here, and here. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This ride will be about 37 miles |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and should take us about 3 hours to complete. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's not tell Alan... |
