00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Walz, we are now 190 days into 15 days |
00:04 - 00:05 | to slow the spread |
00:05 - 00:07 | The citizens are restless all across |
00:08 - 00:12 | the state. But particularly here |
00:12 - 00:15 | in the land of rocks and cows |
00:17 - 00:19 | Get my brown jacket, blue shirt |
00:19 - 00:21 | jeans, and brown shoes |
00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Walz |
00:27 - 00:28 | The citizens..... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The citizens are noticing |
00:34 - 00:36 | that you wear the same thing every day |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except for Steve, Jan, and Peggy get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | Why are the citizens so upset? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Do they realize this is the Republicans' fault? |
01:18 - 01:23 | If they would have supported the mask mandate |
01:25 - 01:28 | and bonding bill |
01:29 - 01:31 | Don't be sad, Mayor Frey |
01:31 - 01:34 | I would have reduced restrictions |
01:34 - 01:37 | on all the other businesses I haven't yet destroyed |
01:37 - 01:40 | and then publicly taken all the credit for myself |
01:40 - 01:42 | Masks are useless sir, everyone knows that |
01:42 - 01:46 | Virtue signaling is never useless. It's a basic tenet of our party |
01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Walz, restrictions are killing small business |
01:48 - 01:52 | Nonsense! I was just at a locally owned hair salon |
01:53 - 01:54 | and coffee shop just this week |
01:56 - 01:57 | I posted it to Twitter even |
01:57 - 02:00 | So how could anyone claim with a straight face |
02:00 - 02:03 | That we're not All In This Together. |
02:04 - 02:08 | I didn't even send my goons after them, even though |
02:08 - 02:13 | a small child did not socially distance nor wear a mask near me |
02:14 - 02:16 | Doesn't she know how many Sweet Martha's cookies I eat |
02:17 - 02:21 | That keep me in the high risk category for the 'rona |
02:27 - 02:29 | Don't these kids learn anything in school? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I was at a school last week and performed bus duty |
02:34 - 02:36 | All the buses were empty |
02:41 - 02:42 | due to distance learning |
02:43 - 02:47 | But I didn't let that stop me from donning a safety jacket |
02:48 - 02:53 | And holding a walkie talkie. And of course wearing my mask. |
02:54 - 02:56 | My supporters just lap that shit up. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Of course many on social media were mean to me |
03:00 - 03:02 | doesn't anyone know I was a former teacher |
03:04 - 03:07 | People hate him more than you, stop crying Jacob |
03:14 - 03:16 | Now the election is fast approaching |
03:19 - 03:23 | Many people say Minnesota is going to turn red |
03:25 - 03:26 | Because of me |
03:31 - 03:33 | I could have stayed in the national guard |
03:40 - 03:46 | But no one liked me. And I didn't want to get deployed. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Running for governor was my only option. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Who knew I would destroy the state so soon |