| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know, Namco is creating a new Tekken game... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Apparently, Namco will be using the Unreal Engine 4, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | for graphics and netcode |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Namco made the announcement |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | At this years Evolution 2014 tournament |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well this is good news. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Perhaps Namco will get it right this time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Emperor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They intend to make hopkicks safe on block |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And even more YOLO gameplay |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has hope for this new tekken please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is this fucking bullshit?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | First Namco gives us 5.0 then fucks up ALL the way up to Tag2 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now this fucking shit? So I guess we might as well ALL go fuckin YOLO! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | NO innovation at all |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just more of the same shit! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yet these dumbfucks can't see it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'll fucking play Mortal Kombat X and Killer Instinct! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Instead of getting yolo'ed |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the pros say just block |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Block and do what? a -13 punish? you imbecile! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But a punish is better than nothing |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You fool!! There is nothing to stop someone from randomly going yolo again!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This all started with Tekken 5 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | After Tekken 4 it all went down hill. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fucking Namco wanting to make their games scrubbier! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | These hoes ain't loyal. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even 7yr olds can pick up this game and go crazy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tekken used to be a franchise I was proud to play and get good at... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now, its just for ppl who go nuts and get rewarded for it! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You would think Namco would atleast do something different. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Instead, its more Yolo |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now, ppl have their wish: more characters, more yolo, more damage |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Same shit from before. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I wont even bother... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I said that if its more of the same, I will not fuckin play it. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But, I love using Lei and Steve Fox...Dammit Namco |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't believe this! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Must they make hopkicks safe?? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now you can bound TWICE!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | KI has combo breakers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Yolo didnt always exist in Tekken |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And combos didnt take off 90+ damage |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Damn... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I dont get it... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope everyone who goes yolo burns in hell... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I refuse to play it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Tekken 7 |
