| 00:00 - 00:03 | The latest reports from the War Thunder front are coming in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are large numbers of T-34s and IS-2s |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are pushing to take the Reichstag at Zone A |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they have IL-2 Sturmoviks shooting down our fighters. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No need to worry, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the Soviet 122mm can't penentrate the King Tiger. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the 122mm... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The 122mm has been penetrating the front armor of our King Tigers. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our armor is completely ineffective against them. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who drives Soviet tanks of any kind, get the fuck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking serious Gaijin?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The 122mm of all things?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That piece of trash only has 178mm of penetration! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What fucking bullshit this is.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | More Russian Bias! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The goddamn King Tiger has 212 effective millimeters of armor! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Yet even an HE shell will set off the ammo rack! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And the barrel is destroyed by literally anything! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer we still have the Ferdinand! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That just gets circled by T-34/85s and is slow as shit! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, isn't the 88mm enough to deal with a T-34? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I once had an 88mm AP shell bounce off of the flat side of a T-34! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Accurate fucking physics! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You try driving the King Tiger and |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | have your shell bounce off of a Shitwagon 34 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Only for it to turn around and ammo rack you in 1 shot! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then all of the Russian players cry on the fourms. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "The King Tiger is so OP, please nerf Gaijin!" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Then those fucks at Gaijin bow down to their every will! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The leaders of Gaijin do nothing but jack off to pictures of Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I want is to smash Ivan's toys, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have the best fucking Panzers in the world |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I steamrolled Europe before the nerf! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Gaijin... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Ground Forces was your chance to redeem yourselves, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But you blew it by fucking the German tank community in the ass! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I thought that planes were bad.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but nothing compares to this bullshit, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the fucking Russians get their way every time! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Gaijin is working to make your IS-2 even better. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The PaK43 should fucking smash Russ.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But it doesn't. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Wehrmacht, is fucked. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I will never go back to that cess pool called World of Tanks |
| 03:46 - 03:51 | World of Tanks is even worse than War Thunder. |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | I'll just go play Victoria II.... |
