| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have new information about the Clear Lake party |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's glow stick party |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | At some lake in California |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've been told the Clear Lake parties are phenomenal |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the cabin sits right on the lake with a huge boat dock |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That sounds fucking awesome |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to go when I visit SF! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You've been |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You have been kicked out of the FB group |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You can't go if you aren't in the FB group |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who agrees with this can leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A FB GROUP |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I WANT TO GO MAKE PARTY WITH THE AU PAIRS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | you know how much i hate the fog in SF |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now I'll be stuck there all weekend |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm sick of Fisherman's wharf |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the Golden Gate bridge is covered in fucking fog |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There are lots of nice coffee bars in the Mission |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HIPSTERS ALL DAY! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you can also go to Dolores Park and get high |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU KNOW I GET PARANOID WHEN I GET HIGH |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WANT TO PARTY AT THE LAKE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've never been to a lake party before |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I love swimming and I want to work on my tan |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've been working out all winter for nothing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've been looking forward to Pablo's delicious pancakes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and Jonathan's cheesy midnight snack that they serve on Friday |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I heard it's soooo yummy |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm so mad right now, I hate Henrik more than STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was gonna ride on Dave's jet ski |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's so fast and powerful |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I even bought a fucking sleeping bag |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Holy hell. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I heard Henrik booked 1-2 DJ's. This is not fucking fair! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Weather will be like close to 100 degrees and I was gonna wear my sexy swim trunks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | While chillin on the floatilla |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I heard they got a brand new boat dock |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And the girls are MUCH nicer than Anna |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, everyone at the lake is very nice |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I'll book an Alcatraz tour instead |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is so fucked up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Do you guys agree? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Yeah, that's what I figured. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope all you motherfuckers have fun at the lake |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Go get your tickets and party hard |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | YOLO |
