| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have found a charity match we think could be suitable |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Charlottes Pass Pro-Am |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Nice country club, 5 star accommodation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Gated communities, Wineries nearby |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Low profile tournament; they're unlikely to know about your ban |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, yes, get me an entry form |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I could have real crack at Charlottes Pass |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chairman... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have installed a Hawkeye there. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Todd Woodbridge full court model |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who who is not on the board of something, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Installing a Hawkeye at a place like that? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking Todd Woodbridge! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What's wrong with a fat, sunburnt linesman? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bastards! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What do they think will happen? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm going to take the place apart. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Order me eighty seven spare raquets |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it is only a charity event. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any reason not to win. If I say a ball is in, it is in. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, but that time a metre past the baseline.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up about that time at the country club |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't give a rats |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You smash one raquet, one time... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I practise, I practise, I practise |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I fuckng practise. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I call a ball in, it's in. I'm a board member, and I know people in the media |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am the media. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And what are they going to do - stick some out of focus footage of me on YouTube? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Some A-hole with a smart phone and internet access |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | thinks he can shoot my highlight reel? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Don't start me on that. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | HD clips of worthless meaningless nothingness |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Kids soccer games and birthday parties |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who do they think cares about their shit lives? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fuck YouTube |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Fuck all those pretenders on Vimeo too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing disgusts me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, the PLC support group meets later |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That's it. I've had enough. Get me an EMP. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We set it off just before the match starts |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It'll fuck Hawkeye. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It'll fuck their phones |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It'll fuck their network connections |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll call the ball in, and it WILL be in. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Find out where that Woodbridge is too. |
