| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mate you really need to stop messaging wrestlers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You're embarrassing yourself |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and everyone thinks its hilarious |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I mean, paying $140 to have someone say things you want to hear? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Jesus Christ, how much lower do you want to sink? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You're blocked fkwit |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Now which AA pocket is Butler in? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | You loser |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Butler.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Butler didn't make the final 22 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Dusty and Liam Ryan were named instead |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who supports Richmond, Melbourne, or Black Lives Matter leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | BREAKING NEWS! I'm P*ssed off! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS GETTING BEYOND A FREAKING JOKE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is even worse than the replies I got for my birthday this year! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can now EXCLUSIVELY reveal I'm gonna fkn explode |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why do you hate me God? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm gonna spit in so many burgers at work tomorrow |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Butler has rampaged his way through 2020! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and they pick Liam Ryan in the pocket?! RIGGED! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I must have amnesia because I don't remember anyone asking you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's been ROBBED NUFFIE! R U BLIND? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Cooper. Honestly, sucked in cunt |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I pumped him up all year only for him to not make it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HUGE REALITY CHECK |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Kevin Bartlett will stay the f**k away from Corio Maccas |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if he knows what's good for him |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'll put my foot so far up him he'll think he's gone 10 rounds with Jack Sinclair |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Despite the Saints constant inaccuracy and ball movement this season |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Butler kicked the most by a small forward and should be in like I boldly predicted in June |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even a broken clock has to be right twice a day! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Glen Jakovich agreed with me, what more do they want?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's like banging my head against a brick wall |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The rampaging Saint, the star premiership player |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | f**ked harder than Jack Steven |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Dear AFL |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How does 27 goals from the square amongst a bunch of retards not get you in? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not to mention other statistics I've cherry-picked to validate my autistic rantings |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And then if that's not enough |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jack Steele only on the bench? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Hand in your resignations. ABSOLUTE GARBAGE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Membrey will still win goal of the year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They've really lost the plot this year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Marcus Bontempelli on a flank for fucks sake |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Cunt |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We have the dogs this weekend |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And after that shit Bev just talked about me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Win or lose, I will lose my sh*t |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Check and see if Carmella replied |
