00:00 - 00:03 | Im sorry to bear the bad news... |
00:04 - 00:05 | Its about your client today |
00:05 - 00:07 | He got the bus here but hes very late |
00:08 - 00:12 | We checked the timetable but its not showing up. With any luck hell be here soon... |
00:12 - 00:15 | We tried ringing him but his number isnt registered and he seemed like a prick at the consultation |
00:17 - 00:19 | Its grand sure.. |
00:19 - 00:21 | The bus always disappears on the 41c its useless |
00:24 - 00:26 | My führer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Your client.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | Your client didnt get the 41c... he got the 16 and it |
00:34 - 00:36 | stopped on Frederick street to change drivers |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks traditional is a boring style leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual fuck?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Why did he get the fucking 16?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | That bus is an absolute nightmare what was he fucking thinking? Has he not got a brain? |
01:25 - 01:28 | I was looking forward to this tattoo it was gonna be sick |
01:29 - 01:31 | I spent weeks designing the thing! |
01:31 - 01:34 | It had eagles, snakes and panthers and daggers |
01:34 - 01:37 | I had the stencil made and everything set up ready to go |
01:37 - 01:40 | An hour late and not even a phone call from the bastard? |
01:40 - 01:42 | My führer theres walk in space today... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck your walk in space! Im utterly fucked if Im tattooing love hearts! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My führer theres always infinity symbols.. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Infinity symbols oh yes of course the classic fucking infinity symbol |
01:53 - 01:54 | Id rather die than do one |
01:56 - 01:57 | How ridiculous is that?! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Ive been stung by this bastard and Dublin bus! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Why do the drivers always do this every morning?! Why? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Im getting sick of tattooing these gobshites and their stupidity... |
02:08 - 02:13 | I might as well just give up now and |
02:14 - 02:16 | go back to a normal job and spare my back any more pain |
02:17 - 02:21 | I never thought it would come to this lads seriously I really didnt think it would |
02:27 - 02:29 | You couldnt make it up could you? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I cant give it up though its great! Snakes and roses and fat lines |
02:34 - 02:36 | Why did the bastard not get the 41c?! |
02:41 - 02:42 | What a joke |
02:43 - 02:47 | I just wanted to do a sick tattoo thats all! Hes taken that from me now truly. Bastard... |
02:48 - 02:53 | Next time I see him Im going to tell him I hate his guts and how I spent his deposit on pints |
02:54 - 02:56 | Im going to snap if he even does come |
02:56 - 02:59 | Ill absolutely bust him up with a 15 round liner and a 9 magnum! |
03:00 - 03:02 | I wont even use vaseline and its all dry wiping too! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry.. he wouldnt do that... |
03:14 - 03:16 | Time wasting prick if ever there was one |
03:19 - 03:23 | I thought he was sound |
03:25 - 03:26 | Snake |
03:31 - 03:33 | Hes not coming |
03:40 - 03:46 | Who does that? What sort of geebag carrys on like that? Its ridiculous behaviour all together so it is! |
03:46 - 03:49 | Im gonna drink coffee and seethe now |
03:53 - 03:56 | And smoke rollies |